Namak Ħarām: 2

Namak Ħarām

Durgesh

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Durgesh Ruqayyah Waħīd
Durgesh Saåīdah Salāħuddīn

Pūrā måmlah samajh saknā zarā sā bhī dushwār nahīn thā.
Ruqayyah Waħīd méré Uncut Hindu Lund par usī din, usī vaqt aur usī lamħé sé mar miŧī thī, jab usné apnī sahélī Saåīdah Salāħuddīn ko mujhsé chudvāté dékhā thā.
Ruqayyah Waħīd kħwāb mein bhī nahīn soch saktī thī ki uskī koī Panjvaqtah Namāzī kaŧŧar Sunni Musalmān sahélī ék Hindu sé bhī chudvā saktī hai.
Allah ghārat karé kambakħton ko.
Panjvaqtah Namāzī hain.
Phir bhī kisī Hindu sé chudvāné ké liyé marī jātī hain.
Aré, koī Hindu inhén paŧāyé, inkī bémisāl Panjvaqtah Namāzī Musalmān kħūbsūrtī kī wajah sé inhén chod sakné ké liyé, to bhī baat kuchh samajh mein ātī hai.
Lékin Allah Allah, yahān to yeh kambakħt kħud chakkar kāŧtī hain tåqatwar Hindu mardon ké.
Kħud burī taraħ unké pīchhé pađkar unhén paŧātī hain aur phir kħūb jī bharkar chudvātī hain un Hindu mardon sé.
Saåīdah Salāħuddīn ko to usné āđé hāthon liyā thā.
“Mar béħayā. Mérā Hindu Sasur hī milā thā tujhé chudvāné ké liyé?”
Saåīdah Salāħuddīn zarā sā bhī to nahīn sharmāī thī.
“Akélī mat khā. Badħazmī ho jāyégī.”*

Ruqayyah Waħīd sannāŧé mein aa gaī thī.
“Ilāhī, aré, qahar nāzil ho tujh par, kambakħt. Kyā bak rahī hai?”
“Itnī nāsamajh nahīn hai tū. Hotī to University mein awwal nahīn ātī.”
Ruqayyah Waħīd né pāglon kī taraħ Saåīdah Salāħuddīn ko dékhā.
“Pāgal ho gaī hai kyā? Main méré Hindu Sasur sé chudvāūngī?”
“Tamām kħawātīn-e-Ved Nagar mein charchā hai ki, Ruqayyah Waħīd né Durgesh sé chudvāné ké liyé Salīm Jalāluddīn jaisé nāmard sé nikāħ kar liyā.”
“Lånat hai tum sab Uncut Hindu Lund kī dīwāniyon par. Kaisī kaisī bébuniyād afwāhén uđātī phirtī ho, apnī Uncut Hindu Lund dīwāngī ko justify karné ké liyé. Salīm Jalāluddīn nāmard nahīn hai.”
“Hahaha.”
“Jhūŧhī kahīn kī! Lånat hai tujh par.”
“Mérā nikāħ Salīm Jalāluddīn sé do saal qabl huā thā. Aaj main ék béŧī kī Ammī hūn.”
“Baap kaun hai?”
“Salīm Jalāluddīn.”
“Hahaha.”
“Saåīdah Salāħuddīn, main ħaqīqat bayān kar rahī hūn.”
“Salīm Jalāluddīn kisī kā baap nahīn ban saktā. Voh nāmard hai. Samjhīn? Isīlyé apnī bīwī ko yahān Durgesh ké ħawālé chhođkar Dubai bhāg gayā. Dékh nahīn sakā béchārah apnī Panjvaqtah Namāzī PhD paŧākħā Musalmān bīwī ko ék Hindu sé chaŧkħāré lé lékar chudvāté.”*

Ruqayyah Waħīd hansī.
“Mujhé hamdardī hai tum sab Uncut Hindu Lund kī mārī huī Musalmān lađkiyon aur Musalmān åuraton sé. Arī kambakħto, yah sab Naåīmah Muħammad Ħasan kā siyāsī propaganda hai ki Musalmān nāmard hoté hain aur Hindu Chudakkađ-e-åāzam hoté hain. Bakwās hai yeh sab.”
“Yånī tūné aaj tak Durgesh sé nahīn chudvāyā?”
“Lāhal vilā qūvat! Arī Kambakħt, Durgesh mérī Sāsu Ammī ko chodtā hai, Begam Al Jihād fil Islam fī sabīlillah ko.”
“Sach?” Saåīdah Salāħuddīn uttéjit ho uŧhī, “Tūné kħud apnī ānkhon se dékhā?”
“Mar béħayā, kyon itnī pāgal hai kisī Panjvaqtah Namāzī kaŧŧar Musalmān Choot mein Uncut Hindu Lund ghustā dékhné ké liyé? Arī Kambakħt, hum Musalmān lađkiyān aur hum Musalmān åuratén Hinduon se isliyé chudvātī hain ki Musalmān zyādah pakbāz hoté hain hum Musalmān lađkiyon aur hum Musalmān åuraton kī banisbat. Voh baghair nikāħ ké kisī kħātūn sé koī jinsī tålluqāt qāyam nahīn karté, kħwāh voh kħātūne-muħtarmah Musalmān ho, yā ghair Muslim. Musalmān mard aaj bhī is daur-e-nāgahānī ké sabsé zyādah Paktarīn mard hain, kħwāh unké dushman aur dushmanān-e-Islam unhén is par kitnā hī zalīl kyon na karté rahén. Musalmānon mein Ħazrat Yūsuf ålayhissalām kā Īmān abhī bhī båqī hai. Balki main to yahān tak kahtī hūn ki ab sirf Musalmān mard hī rah gayé hain jinmein Ħazrat Yūsuf ålayhissalām kā Īmān abhī bhī båqī hai.”*

Ved Nagar mein party dénā koī aesā kaam nahīn thā jo koī aerā ghairā natthūkħairā bhī kar saké.
Lékin Jāgīrdār Muħammad Jalāluddīn ké liyé yah party dénī béħad zarūrī thī.
Voh apnī naī film shurū karné jā rahā thā.
Yah usī kī party thī.
Party mein film stars kī bharmār thī.
Film heroines kī kamī nahīn thī party mein.
“Har koī in heroines ké āspās ghūm rahā hai,” Nigār Sultānah Humāyūn nihāyat hī talkħ lahjé mein bolī, “lékin yé kambakħt hain ki Durgesh ké ird gird sé haŧné kā naam nahīn lé rahī hain.”
“Aré,” Jāgīrdār Muħammad Jalāluddīn jhallākar bolā, “raat bhar chudvāyā hai na tumné Durgesh sé? Maine pahlé hī kah diyā thā ki party mein Durgesh ko mahmān kħawātīn ké liyé bakħsh dénā.”
“Jaisé main nahīn bakħshūngī to Durgesh vāqaåī mujhé hī chodtā rahégā. Yé heroines bardāsht kar léngī apnī itnī bađī béizzatī.” Nigār Sultānah Humāyūn tanz kiyé baghair nahīn rah sakī.
“Humné isliyé āpko raat bhar Durgesh sé chudvātī rahné ké liyé chhođ diyā thā ki Marħūm Sultān Ålāuddīn Kħiljī ké kħāndān kī jo kuchh thođī bahut izzat bachī rah gaī hai, kahīn āp usko bhī is party mein Durgesh ké qadmon par nisār na kar dén.”
Nigār Sultānah Humāyūn tanziyah andāz mein hansī.
“Kamāl karté hain Bhāījān, aap bhī. Āpkī yah kħāksār chhoŧī bahan kyā, aur uskī awqāt kyā. Bhalā aap ké yahān hoté hué kisī aur kī jurrat yah ho saktī hai ki Marħūm Sultān Ålāuddīn Kħiljī ké kħāndān kī izzat par koī aanch tak pahunchā saké? Kitnā buland kar rakhā hai Marħūm Sultān Ålāuddīn Kħiljī ké kħāndān kā naam aap né. Aap kā mukammil ism-e-girāmī hai− Jāgīrdār Muħammad Jalāluddīn Kħiljī. Lékin aapné aaj tak kabhī apné naam ké saath lafz ‘Kħiljī’ kabhī nahīn lagāyā. Kyon nahīn lagāyā?”
Jāgīrdār Muħammad Jalāluddīn mand mand muskurā rahā thā.
“Kyon nahīn lagāyā?”
“Tāki aap logon ko is kħushfahmī mein mubtilā rakh sakén ki aap kā naam Marħūm Sultān Jalāluddīn Kħiljī ké naam par nahīn, Mughal-e-Åāzam Shahanshāh Jalāluddīn Muhammad Akbar ké naam par rakhā gayā hai. Kitnā naaz hai Jāgīrdār Muħammad Jalāluddīn ko apné Kħiljī honé par. Hai na?”*

Chapter 3
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1. More Creative Adult Sex in English from Durgesh

2.Durgesh in Hindi/Urdu

3. Science Fiction

4. On History

5. Commentary on Ved

6. On Hinduism

7. On Islam


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